The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...