Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!