God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...