Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...