Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...