Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...