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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...