I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!