Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...