Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...