Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...