Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...