Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...