Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...