And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...