Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...