Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.