Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...