Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...