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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...