Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
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Little Johnny Crack-up.
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An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Ballerina
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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
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A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...