Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...