Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...