Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...