Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...