Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...