No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...