You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...