Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...