Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...