I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...