Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.