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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
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George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
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ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....