The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...