Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...