How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...