I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.