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|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...