There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
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Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
How much will this cost me?
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you want a divorce
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...