Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...