Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...