Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Using nails on a house
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Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...