Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...