Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...