How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...