Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...