Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Crackers?
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I’ll just call my lawyer about this
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Dimple and Flat Forehead
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