Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...