Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...