Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...