Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...